A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. - Bob Hope

A fool and his money are soon elected.
- Will Rogers

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need.
- Will Rogers

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
- Woody Allen

Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
- Kin Hubbard

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
- Bob Hope

I think the person who takes a job in order to live - that is to say, for the money - has turned himself into a slave.
- Joseph Campbell

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score.
- Ted Turner

Work like you don't need the money.
Love like you've never been hurt.
Dance like nobody's watching.
- Satchel Paige